Friday, April 10, 2009

Trail Report

Rode on the trails today:  l) Upper East River Trail (good).  2) Railroad Track to Paintball Area
(good).  3)  Jim's Trail is clear of snow and good.  (Jim denies that he created this trail and
suggests that it be renamed the Evel Trail after it's creator).  4)  Al's Trail (good).  
5) Patrick's Trail (good).  Patrick claims he did not make this trail (although others say he
did) and suggests a new name.  How about the Four Wheeler's Trail, since they widened
it?  6) Plum Creek Trail is ridable until the Bluff Area which still  has some snow and
ice.  Your Correspondent did encounter other riders (one wearing shorts!) who claimed to have
done the whole trail.  Cuts and bleeding on the legs of Mr. Shorts provided supporting
evidence.  It has been suggested that this trail be renamed the Compost Trail or the
Dump Trail since that is what it is.  Hardly anybody rides there because it smells
really bad.  It smells like compost which is basically S--t.   Yours faithfully, etc., C.

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